Don’t Damage Your Brand as a Marketing Twhore
Filed Under: SF Business, Web Design, creativity
Twitter is fast becoming a pimple on the backside of my social networking life. It’s always been an odd thing, under attack by spammers of the traditional sort as well as nontraditional. I block social media experts, SEO experts, and porn stars on a daily basis. They don’t care what I have to say, they just want to sell me stuff. Twitter’s a great way to share things, but straight-up product pitching has been really getting on my nerves.
But in the past month, I’ve noticed an even more unsettling trend on Twitter. I am not going to be polite about how I describe this. I’m calling this twhoring. A lot of other activity on twitter has been assigned this term, but this is a better subject for that descriptor.
What is Twhoring and Twimping?
Twhoring is happily advertising/spamming product names as hash tags to your entire followers list for the off-chance that you might win some piece of tech. Twhoring ranks lower than actually advertising or prostitution because advertisers and prostitutes actually get paid for what they do. Twhores tweet away with a slim chance of getting anything for their publicity efforts.
The same sort of people who will complain about ads on a website or on a TV show seem to lose their senses when presented with an easy opportunity to “win” a Apple product. You might think you’re clever and start tagging the hashtag to every one of your tweets. This is what the twimps like Boxyspace and Moonballz want you to do. Strut their stuff, spread their branding far and wide. Maybe if you’re lucky they’ll give you a snack cake. A Twinkie perhaps?
It doesn’t help that I loathe both companies involved in twimping out their products with twhores. “Build your own website” companies generally offer shoddy products and compete with professional designer/developers such as myself. No drag and drop system is going to build you a better website than someone who has done it for years. And if it does, then you’re probably a designer yourself and you didn’t need their software anyway. But that’s beside the point.
You may think that tagging your posts once and a while doesn’t do any harm, but when everyone on Twitter is doing it, it becomes old real quick. There for a while this week, I’d say 30% of the tweets I saw had MoonBallz attached to it. It’s like a twitterly-transmitted disease. It spreads rapidly, and it makes you ooze marketing pus.
Disinfect yourself, my friends. Stop being a twhore and start holding out for something of real value, at the very least. This isn’t a contest you’re participating in, it’s a unnatural viral marketing campaign that makes the participants look gullible.
Too many people I respect have fallen prey to this. You are giving it away, folks. Value your brand. It’s worth more than a laptop.
5 More Ways for Writers to Market Themselves
Filed Under: SF Business, Writing Advice, creativity
There are two schools of thought on marketing and writing. Some think that marketing can lead to great success, or that marketing alone is responsible for the success. Dan Brown is someone I hear this accusation levied at from time to time. Others will argue that no amount of marketing will make a bad story good. Bad in this case generally being bland and boring. I waffle back and forth between these opinions depending on the writer and how jealous I feel, but ultimately, I ascribe to a synthesis of the two.
Talent and genius are not all that is required to succeed in writing. Sure, they’ll take you places a lot of the time. But there’s a problem that doesn’t have anything to do with how good you are.
There are a lot of other talented people out there doing work just as good, if not better. And they’re all vying for the attention of the same people you are. Sure, you can segment the market a bit, and narrow your niche, but ultimately, we’re all looking for readers, and there are only so many (and apparently growing fewer by the year). Forget the national deficit, we’re running one hell of an attention deficit these days. Luckily, there’s no shortage of appetite for good stories. Human being are voracious consumers of the stuff. But each person is presented with a veritable buffet of choices, and until they try a dish, they have no idea if it will be any good. It’s such a big buffet that they might not even know your dish is down there, next to the green bean casserole and the candied yams. They may fill up on bread.
Okay, I’ve stretched that metaphor as far as it will go.
Writers don’t want to be salespeople. If we wanted to be salespeople, we wouldn’t be writing. There are no shortage of jobs for salespeople. Maybe you’ll win the publisher jackpot and get a great marketing deal with your three book contract. Or maybe your publisher’s internal process will hiccup and the book sellers won’t really know what your book is about, and will have a hard time pushing it to the chains and you’re dead on arrival. Or, maybe you’ll publish in high quality, but somewhat obscure markets that not nearly as many people read as you might wish.
A lot of the time, the work falls to the writer to market themselves and their work. You’ll have help along the way, from the editors and publishers who buy your work, but not always. Then you need to step in, and market yourself.
It’s a bad word though, isn’t it? I feel slimy just for even saying it. I’ve had to come to terms with the notion that what I do isn’t really information technology any more so much as it is a form of marketing. I have the negative stigma attached the idea as well. But I’ve come to know some excellent and effortless self-marketers in the writing world, and it’s convinced me of the overall value. They had the talent first, but even talent can use some help.
I’ve talked at length about how to use your website/blog to market yourself. I’d like to discuss some alternative methods, or at least tangential ones. So without further wind-up, here are a few more off-the-wall marketing ideas for writers and aspiring writers. Use at your own risk.
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Get Em Young
Volunteer as a speaker for your local school system. This will probably go over best when you’ve got some credits to your name that you can show to teachers and administration. Offer your services, explain that you would love to talk to kids about writing. Bring along age-appropriate free samples (ARCs, magazine issues, and so on), and give it away to the kids. Hey, if you’re a genre writer, you’re not only doing yourself a bit of a favor, and helping kids, you’re also increasing the exposure of the genre as a whole. So it’s good marketing and it’s just good karma too.
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Twitter Away
You already know about Twitter, right? I’ve blathered on about it enough. Here’s the thing… Twitter is infected with self-marketeers, marketing gurus, and all manner of social snake-oil salesfolk. The Twitterati can smell a marketer from a million miles away. I can tell from a glance at someone’s stream whether or not they’ve basically created a Twitter account to blare about their work, or product, or whatever. They’re not subtle. You need to be subtle, and you do this by not being an asshole. Twitter’s for socializing. This means you talk to other people, you listen, you participate. You don’t use it as a broadcast medium. It’s cool if you plug things now and then, really. But retweet stuff too. Answer replies. Tell people how cool they are. Be a genuine human being. And stay the hell away from anyone telling you that they have the sure-fire method of gaining you 16,000 followers in 24 hours. That stuff has to be bogus.
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Become an Expert (or share your existing expertise)
This goes back to something I wrote about yesterday, which is that I believe writers should have passions outside of writing itself. Few of us make a living at this, and I hope some of us have day jobs that we kind of like. So, make yourself an expert on your passion, and share it with others through online media. An audience member is an audience member, and no, I don’t have any hard figures to support the notion that a blog reader turns into a book buyer, but a blog reader is one less person who has never heard of you.
Call it becoming an expert, or establishing authority. Either way, you do so by offering something of usefulness to other people. Like I have been so desperately attempting to do with this blog for the past several weeks. You can do this by a blog, but you can also do this via find-an-expert sites. Join a community around the subject and be helpful to others. Project good energy out and it comes back to you, I have found.
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Manufacture a Controversy
Tension sells in fiction and it sells in real life too. And I’ll be damned if this doesn’t actually work sometimes. Now, whether or not you do this depends on whether or not you think any publicity is good publicity. Manufacturing a controversy, even if your outrage is true and heartfelt, can backfire. Controversies inherently bring emotions to the table, and discussions can turn into flame wars in a second when emotions are at the table. I’ll be honest. I wrote some of the things I wrote in yesterday’s post because I knew some people would take exception to them, to the degree that they would be compelled to write a reaction. That’s not to say I lied, because I believed what I wrote at the time. But I knew that the “hook” of what I was writing was that some people would disagree with me.
In the end, I feel bad about it though, and I won’t be using it as a blogging technique again unless I’ve put a lot of thought into my position. Nick took me down yesterday in about fifteen minutes, and gave me trouble, rightfully so, for not researching before I wrote. So if you want to manufacture a controversy, keep that in mind. Do your research and make sure you feel strongly about your subject.
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Forget Everything I Just Said
Sometimes, the best marketing a writer can hope for is to be a nice, helpful, genuinely interesting person. Someone who gives as much as they receive, and who loves meeting and talking things over with new people. Those people do well because they earn it.
I’m trying to be that kind of person, but I’m also twittering, sharing my expertise (what little there is), and sometimes, not necessarily by accident, manufacturing a controversy or two. To the point where I don’t get nearly enough writing done outside of the blog.
I honestly write these posts out of a desire to be helpful, and to feel like I am engaging in the community around me. If I’m trying to market anything, it’s my services as a freelancer. I don’t have a book and my short stories are rare lately. Maybe the best policy for a writer regarding marketing is honesty and authenticity.
So what do you think?
Why Hasn’t Story Itself Changed with the Web?
Filed Under: Speculative Fiction, Top Post, Writing Advice
The structure and nature of short stories haven’t really changed in the digital age, as far as I can tell. They’re still told the same way mostly, same perspectives, in roughly the same amount of time ( around 3-7000 words). E-zines are for the most part straight forward adaptations of the print magazine format, to varying degrees. PDF magazines are identical to print magazines, except they’re read on a screen instead of on paper, or even printed off by some. E-zines like Strange Horizons make use of basic hypertext features, but the stories themselves do not take advantage of of any of those features except in rare occasions.
Flash fiction, or stories under 500 words, has seen a boom online, with electronic magazines such as Brain Harvest specializing in them exclusively. Personally, I don’t find such short stories very satisfying very often, despite my involvement with the Daily Cabal, (which you should check out if you do like flash fiction). I don’t think I’ve ever written a really successful flash fiction story. I would argue that flash fiction is even less popular than regular short fiction, which is pretty unpopular in the first place.
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10 Writers, Editors, Agents, and Interesting Parties to Follow on Twitter
Filed Under: SF Business, Speculative Fiction
Twitter is all the rage these days. I resisted it for more than a year, not seeing what purpose it had. But then it achieved critical mass in my community and I was on-board. Now I can’t remember what life was like before it. Combine micro-blogging with texting and instant messaging and you kind of have an idea. When you’re hooked in, it’s like having one big slow group conversation, with side conversations everywhere. It’s like being at a party and not having to choose which people to talk to and which conversations to get involved with. You get involved with all of them.
Here are ten people that I think you should be following if you’re interested in the business of science fiction:
- @PaulGrahamRaven is the editor of Futurismic, a great site for SF fans and writers. He doesn’t handle the fiction selection over there, but his twitter stream is often has interesting links and quips.
- @ColleenLindsay is the agent behind the recent, controversial #queryfail. Colleen is full of advice for writers. She speaks truth to nerds.
- @Pablod is the one-man-band behind Tor.com the cool online site run by the SF publisher Tor. Stories, articles, blogs, with a side of social networking thrown in. Pablo is a great source for tech-related information that concerns the publishing industry.
- @Charlesatan retweets the hell out of writing and publishing related links. The man is a machine, well worth a follow.
- @Jay_Lake is the prolific author of novels such as Green and Mainspring is a good look in on how a working writer balances the rest of his life. Jay has always been a role model for me that it can be done.
- @ArachneJericho is the queen of the Kindle. With the Kindle and ebooks on the rise, she’s a great source of information on the subject. She’s not exactly unbiased, but she tries to be, and that makes me respect her opinion on such matters even more.
- @MaryRobinette is a wonderful SF writer and puppeteer. You’ll be hard-pressed to find tweets that are more surreal, but grounded absolutely in reality.
- @GordSellar is nominated for the John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer this year, an award that @JayLake and @MaryRobinette have won in the past. He’s my pick to win this year. His writing is hot stuff. He is often full of really interesting insights on living abroad in South Korea as well.
- @TobiasBuckell is the author of Crystal Rain and one of those Halo novels (an obscure series of military science fiction novels about–oh, who am I kidding? This book put Toby on the best selling list!). Tobias is a new parent of twins. Ask him if he’s getting any sleep. He loves that.
- @JohnKlima is the editor of the acclaimed publication, Electric Velocipede (which can use and is deserving of your help, by the way.).
This list is most definitely not a comprehensive one and I’m probably leaving out people that I will hit myself over the head for later. If you’re interested in finding more, hit up my follow list over on Twitter.
Do you have suggestions for folks to follow? Please let us know in the comments, even if it is yourself. I’m always looking for more interesting people to add to my stream. Twitter is rapidly becoming the place to talk with people in the business, and there’s always room for more in the conversation.
