This is still happening from time to time with my work for Escape Pod. I had kind of thought by now that arguing with an editor over their comments in a rejection letter was commonly considered a bad idea to be avoided at all costs, but I’m still getting these at Escape Pod. Let me put it to you all straight.
Nothing makes me more disinclined to purchase your work than you arguing with me about me not buying a story.
There are a lot of minor mistakes you can make as a slush writer. I overlook most of them. For instance, we get sent things as attachments when our guidelines call for them to be in the body of an email. I might mention it briefly to the submitter, but I don’t hold it against them much. There are so many differing e-submissions systems that I can understand why this happens. No big deal.
But when you decide to quibble with an editor over the points of his or her rejection letter, you’re crossing a professional line. You are entitled to your opinion. It’s a good thing if you have enough faith in your story that you will continue to send it out, because one editor’s opinion doesn’t amount to much, which is why I say my editorial comments are not intended as writing advice.
The main thing it will lead to is an editor not providing you any detailed feedback at all. We will simply write form rejections for your work from then on out. Because nothing is more annoying to me, at least, than someone deciding to bicker over a rejection. It’s not going to change our minds. It’s only going to make you look worse. So we’ll stop giving you points to quibble with. This is not good for you. We don’t want to do this.
It is a no-win situation for the writer.
So just don’t do it. Stick to creating your editor voodoo dolls and slagging us off to your cats. Take out your frustrations another way, even if the editor is dead wrong. It doesn’t matter.
And another thing– I would rather not see replies, even short thank yous, at all. It clutters up my inbox, which I work very hard to keep organized, and your continuing submissions with us is thanks enough. Tack what you want to say on to the cover letter of your next submission. I would prefer that.
Also, Machine Gun Submissions
Oh, and finally, one last thing– it does you no good to send me story after story after story when I’m reading them quickly, when you get rejected every time. You should cool it and wait a bit between submissions. Probably want to wait and let me forget about how I rejected 3 stories in an hour. Because I do notice, and I know other editors do too, especially with e-submissions at ‘zines with relatively fast turnaround times. Nick Mamatas even had a submissions limit. I’m considering implementing one if this keeps up. At the very least, you’ll stop getting such rapid replies.
The book world may have stories divided down lines based on age and level of maturity, but the line between entertainment for adults and entertainment for younger children has never been as blurred as it has been by Pixar’s films. It’s indisputable that their films are popular with children. The sheer volume of Nemo merchandise I see to this day backs up that assertion. At the aquarium, no kid could see the fish from that film without shouting out their names. “Look mommy, Dory!” I listend to variations of this for two hours.
This lesson has never been driven home so well as by Up. The protagonist is a widower, and we spend the first 20 minutes getting to know his free-spirited wife. We see their lives pass before our eyes, and when she passes, we feel it deeply. I had a hard time keeping my eyes dry, I admit it.
In Wall-E, the first interactions with another creature we see are between the robot and a cockroach. Does Wall-E smash the bug, disgusted? Of course not. He befriends it. The essence of his character is revealed in that simple scene, and we fall for him.

As I watched the show, completely riveted, I asked myself what was it about the show that had my attention, and I decided it had to be these willingness to make its lead character complete assholes. Most sitcoms would never dare to make characters so borderline unlikable. The last TV show I can remember doing this well was Arrested Development. What is it about Fox that they’re willing to do this? Say what you will about these guys, but they generally are willing to take risks on shows that none of the other networks will?![bg15_320a[1]](http://www.jeremiahtolbert.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bg15_320a1-210x300.jpg)