This past weekend, I spent my hard-earned money to see the new Land of the Lost movie. In terms of entertainment, I do not feel that I got my money’s worth out of it. So here I sit, trying milking a blog post out of the film in order to get some writing lessons from the thing. I’ll be damned if I am going to actually waste money in these hard economic times!
I guess my childhood appreciation of the original series colored my expectations for the film. No worries, it won’t happen again. At least, until G.I. Joe comes out. And Transformers 2. Ahem.
This post is going to be rife with spoilers, but hey, if you don’t want to see the film (which you shouldn’t), or god forbid, saw it already, then those won’t bother you. Lessons behind the cut. Oh, and yes. I’m discarding my usual “don’t say it if you can’t say something nice” ethos here, because, well, sometimes you wake up on Monday morning and want to tear apart a bad film. Onward!
