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If you’ve taken the time to click onto this page, that means you’re contemplating sharing something with me, or asking me to share something with you. I like sharing. I would really like it if you would take the time to fill out the form below and make that connection. Maybe we’ll become friends.
Maybe we’ll discover a mutual animosity and we’ll become life-long mortal enemies. We’ll throw ourselves into the work of destroying one another for decades until finally, on our death beds, we realize how ridiculous it all was, and we reach for the phone to call the other, and we get a busy tone, because through some strange synchronicity, our last few moments are playing out simultaneously, and we have dialed one another at the same exact moment. Even phones in the future cannot connect that call. Why doesn’t call waiting work? I don’t know, I’m not an expert on the phone system. Anyway—
So we are dying, bitter and full of regret for what we have become: hollow people, filled with nothing but the sloshy hate for one another, but unable to remember the reasons why. But then, just as the darkness begins to crowd in, we’ll remember –it was the contact form. The contact form. THE CONTACT FOR—….
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