New name. Let’s meet again, for the first time. If you could introduce yourself to strangers by another name for just one day, what would it be and why?
As always, I am Germ, Destroyer of Worlds, The One Whose Coming Was Foretold in Prophecy.
My name just isn’t epic enough. I need an epic name of epicness. Thus, the above.
Failing the above, I’ll go by Max Powers.


















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Sid Vicious, Steve Ignorant, Nikki Sudden… I always wished I had a cool punkrock name for myself.
This year, we were actually going to a Steve Ignorant show and a friend who had misremembered his name asked if we were going to see this guy “Tony Urgent”. Thinking it was actually a cool name, I did an internet search to find out if there had ever been any known punkrock artist by the name of “Tony Urgent”. There hadn’t and I decidied that this could be a nice pseudo for myself. I, however, soon realized that, while “Tony Urgent” sounded pretty cool as a whole, I couldn’t imagine swapping my first name for “Tony” so, finally, I refrained.
“Tony Urgent” anyone? ;)
Tony Urgent is pretty awesome. Someone should definitely take that.