I could spend all week walking around photographing and rating these signs for effectiveness. Here’s the first one that caught my eye:
I can’t help but argue with ol Pastor Larry. My immediate reaction was “well… just the ones that matter.” But that was snotty of me. So I decided to check and see if he’s right with the kind of questions I suppose one would have for church:
Your move, Pastor Larry.
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And then we have some good old fashioned Halloween word play. Bonus points to this one for invoking Satan:
Still, it has some problems for me. First of all, worship doesn’t start until 10:30? Seems kinda late to me, but it’s been 20 years since I went to a church that wasn’t Unitarian. I bet they’re out of the pews before Chiefs kickoff time though! But I don’t penalize them for this.
Mostly, I have to take away points for the poor formatting. The word spacing is crazy, and that giant jesus is just throwing off everything else. the kerning could be better too. Frankly, they’re lucky I could puzzle out it out. The first time I read it, I thought it said ‘Satan tricks you, Jesus.”
Which I thought was a rather bold statement for First Christian Church. Probably blasphemous that Satan could ever pull one over on J-boy. Hell, I’d consider showing up for that sermon, just in case the pastor has lost his marbles and delivers the sermon wearing nothing but his underwear.
