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Photo: RMNP Magpie II

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Last Saturday, I was tak­ing pho­tos of the herd of bull elk I like to fol­low around when sud­denly I heard some­thing heavy land on the roof of my car. I was at the base of a cliff. “Landslide?” I mut­tered. I waited for another sound, for the crush­ing rocks.

None came.

There was a brief flut­ter­ing, and a large black and white mag­pie landed on the post right out­side my pas­sen­ger side win­dow. He preened and tilted, try­ing to see if there was any food in my car. While he did so, I refo­cused and started snap­ping shots. Nervous as hell that he would fly away, or I would have framed this one a bit bet­ter and not cut off the feath­ers on the right side of the frame.

While I was shoot­ing, it began to call out in a dozen dif­fer­ent sounds, other bird calls, and what I swear was a cell­phone ring tone. I got around a dozen shots, and then it was gone.

Photo: RMNP Magpie II

Comcast Treated Me Right

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I’m in the process of cut­ting what bills I can.  Cable tele­vi­sion is one of those things that we con­sider a lux­ury, not really nec­es­sary to sur­vival.  We watch a lot of TV via ser­vices like Hulu now anyway.

So I called Comcast and after a few notices about how I shouldn’t worry about the dig­i­tal con­ver­sion and a cou­ple of menu options,  I got a very cour­te­ous sup­port per­son.  I told her I wanted to can­cel my TV por­tion of my pack­age but keep the internet.

Sir, may I ask why?”

Well, unfor­tu­nately, I was laid off from my job on Friday, and I need to cut costs as best I can.”

I’m so sorry to hear that,” she said, sound­ing really quite gen­uine.   She looked at my account and made a sug­ges­tion that I should  go to a basic pack­age which would be about $16 a month.

How much of a total sav­ings would that be, I’m kind of bad at math while on the phone,” I said.

One moment,” she answered.  But before should could give me the total, she added, “You’ve been a good Comcast cus­tomer.  I’m going to lower your high speed to $19.95, but only for six months.  So your total bill would be $40.93.”

Thank you so much,” I said.  “Hopefully I will find a new job in the next six months.”

I know it’s hard out there,” she said. Then we pro­ceeded to have a chat about her son-​​in-​​law look­ing for a job as well, and then she told me that I really should watch American Idol tonight, and seemed excited that she had saved me the abil­ity to do so.  I laughed politely and thanked her.

The first part was nice, noth­ing unusual. Just a reten­tion spe­cial­ist doing her job.  But when she took down my high speed inter­net to $19.95 for 6 months, just to help me out, that’s where I was impressed.  All told, my cable bill went from $106.23  to $40.93, for a sav­ings of  $65.30  for the next six months.  And we just lose some TV chan­nels we weren’t watch­ing much of  anyway.

Thanks, Comcast.  You’ve made my day a lot bet­ter by hav­ing done this. I appre­ci­ate it, and if you folks would just stop mess­ing with BitTorrent traf­fic, you would have a life­long customer.

Photo: Clouds over Foothills III

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I took this one the same time I took my most pop­u­lar pho­tog­ra­phy of all time. Not quite as amaz­ing, but still pretty pleas­ing to me. Wish some of the high­lights weren’t blown out but what are you doing to do?

I went and bought this pho­tog­ra­phy mar­ket book yes­ter­day. While I was wait­ing in the car for Sarah, I thumbed through it and I was sud­denly over­whelmed with the Fear. I know the Fear well. As a writer who sends his work out to mag­a­zines in the slush, it’s the same Fear. Fear of rejec­tion, of fail­ure, or putting your work out their and being deemed not good enough.

My goal is going to be to work up to 1 pitch per day. I don’t know if I have the pho­tographs nec­es­sary to pitch or not, but I’m going to try. What the hell, right? I’m also going to start enter­ing con­tests and maybe putting together a series for a gallery show.

Dr. Roundbottom will be com­ing back soon. Get ready.

Photo: Clouds over Foothills  III

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Photo: Magpies Along for the Ride

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Now this is inter­est­ing behav­ior. I’ve seen it a cou­ple of times now, and while this isn’t an inter­est­ing photo in and of itself, it might be inter­est­ing sci­en­tif­i­cally. Those are three mag­pies all walk­ing around on the elk, pick­ing at–not sure what. Various par­a­sites? Hard to believe par­a­sites can live at this alti­tude, but I imag­ine they do on the nice warm blood of elks.

So is their a com­mu­nal rela­tion­ship between mag­pies and elks? I’ve not seen behav­ior like this out­side of Africa. Fascinating. I really need to see if anyone’s done a paper about this.

Photo: Magpies Along for the Ride

My 10 Second Impression of Fringe

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My super-​​quick impres­sion of the TV show Fringe:

SHOW INTRO

Ridiculous and bad sci­ence premise  results in some­one being gorily mur­dered, often involv­ing slime and/​or blood.

CREDITS roll.

OLIVIA

(stares emo­tion­lessly)

WALTER BISHOP

Something off the wall, either grossly inap­pro­pri­ate or involv­ing food, while exam­ing some grotesque CG crea­ture or corpse.

(The audi­ence laughs and shakes their heads).

PETER BISHOP

(smirks mys­te­ri­ously)

THE END

And yet I love this show.  I want to start a Doctor Walter “Crazy Motherfucker” Bishop fanclub.

Still, the most recent episode had some painfully bad sci­ence.  The cold is caused by a virus.  Viruses are not cells.  Come on, Fringe, that’s first-​​year bio stuff.  Don’t embarass me like that again. Or I might just have to down­load Walter high­light reels instead of actu­ally watch­ing your show.

iPhones and SF

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Has any­one thought about try­ing to build an iPhone appli­ca­tion that is a deliv­ery method for an e-​​zine? Solely dis­trib­uted as an iPhone/​iTouch app?  What kind of fic­tion would work best when read solely on an iPhone/​Touch?  What kind of fea­tures would an app need to be an effec­tive e-​​reader for short fic­tion?  These are ques­tions I am ask­ing myself tonight.

I’ve spent some time this week­end think­ing about writer/​photographer use­ful appli­ca­tions that I could develop for the iPhone.  I’ve got a slowly grow­ing list. Now I just need to learn Objective C.  Well, and C in gen­eral.  And pro­gram­ming in general.

Okay, so I am not the best guy for this.  I should find a devel­oper and go into busi­ness with them.

Lest I Focus Solely on the Negative, And, Project PhotoRoadTrip

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I’ve veer­ing into neg­a­tive blog­ging ter­ri­tory lately, so I think it would be wise of me to make a post talk­ing about the pos­i­tive things that have hap­pened recently to remind myself that life isn’t all bad.

  • 7 of 10 pho­tos sub­mit­ted to iStock­Photo this past week were accepted.  That’s a new record for me.  Of the three rejected, I some­what expected it might hap­pen.  I’m slowly learn­ing how to shoot for them. I guess I have more time to pur­sue this now too!
  • My photo Clouds of FootHills I on Flickr reached a high of #25 on Flickr Explore for the day.  It’s moved all over the place, but see­ing it hit the Flickr Explore front page was a high­light of my pho­tog­ra­phy career so far.  Thanks to those of you who gave the photo love.  It cur­rently has 911 views, 108 favorites, and 63 com­ments.  It’s by far the most pop­u­lar thing I have ever shot.  And I thought I couldn’t shoot land­scape photography.
  • I sold a story a lit­tle while back.  I don’t think I’m allowed to say which and for what, but I will let you know when I can.  It is nice to know that when I put my mind to it, I can still be a writer. Maybe I will get more writ­ing done thanks to my unem­ploy­ment status!
  • The out­pour­ing of help from my friends, espe­cially you guys on Twitter, has been noth­ing short of astound­ing.  Thank you.  It’s times like this that you real­ize how good your friends really are.

I’m slowly pulling myself out of my slump and set­ting my goals, sketch­ing out projects and tasks, and think­ing about where I want to go and how I want to get there.  My goal of pro­fes­sional travel pho­tog­ra­pher is cer­tainly going to have to take a back-​​seat to some­thing more prac­ti­cal. And then there’s this:

ProjectPhotoRoadTrip

I think I’m a pretty decent pho­tog­ra­pher at this point.  I think I write pretty well too.  I have all this time on my hands sud­denly and I was think­ing that maybe I could put it to you all to fund a lit­tle project I’m contemplating.

I’m think­ing about tak­ing 2 weeks and tak­ing a road trip somewhere–maybe the Southwest?  Arizona, New Mexico.  Some place where it’s not freez­ing cold right now, and some place that offers inter­est­ing oppor­tu­ni­ties for pho­tog­ra­phy.  I’ll stay off the inter­state and use the old high­way sys­tem, look­ing for unusual sights and vis­tas along the way.

I’m think­ing of launch­ing a Fundable project.  I’ll bud­get it all out very care­fully and post a trans­par­ent account­ing of what money I need and why.  In return for spon­sor­ing me, I will post daily blog updates, inter­views with peo­ple I meet on the road, por­traits of said peo­ple, land­scape pho­tos, and any­thing else that I can man­age.  I will write and doc­u­ment a trav­el­ogue in the way that only I can.     Donors  above a cer­tain min­i­mum amount will receive a print of their choice from the product’s pho­to­graphic results.  And if that’s not enough, then maybe I can offer to pay every­one back once I’m gain­fully employed again.   Photo Essay, NPR style.

I’m not sold on the Southwest.  I’d like to poll you all for your opin­ions.  Remember that I live in Colorado, so where I go should be within 2–3 days dri­ving dis­tance at most, and it should prob­a­bly be some place not cov­ered in snow and ice in February/​March.  Or you could be masochis­tic and com­mand me to go to Yellowstone.  There would be amaz­ing photo oppor­tu­ni­ties, I will just freeze to death.  It’s all good.

What do you think?  Crazy enough to work?  Interesting in see­ing what I can do?  Share your thoughts. Later, maybe, I’ll ask you to open your wallets.

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