Have you been wishing that you could hire me as a web designer, but have been put off by the fact that I already had a full time job? Well, good news! Due to recent layoffs, I am now completely available for any kind of work you require. Use the contact form to reach me, and I’ll get back with you promptly. I have a lot of times on my hands now and I’m looking to fill it with your work that needs done!
Tags: humor, unemployed
Ah, man — sorry to hear you got laid off. That said, it’s pretty plain you weren’t just wasted there but pretty unhappy too. I seriously hope you’ll find independent work … and knowing what you can do I can’t imagine you won’t. If anything comes my way I can’t cover (which is more than possible) I’ll hook you up.
Suerte, amigo.
Thanks Paul. Yeah, this should turn out to be a good thing. I’m hustling to find a new job and spin up the freelancing to see which can take off first.